With a heavy heart, I am announcing the retirement of Lutheran Satire. This video explains why.
At the recent congressional hearings on health care and religious conscience, why didn’t Congress ask any women to speak (not counting the women Congress asked to speak)? What do religious leaders really think of the President’s love of feline murder? And why do these religious leaders hate women so much?
Meet Paula. She’s pretty sure that this house didn’t exist for most of the time it’s existed, mostly because a bunch of Catholics were living in it.
Your Lutheran pastor totally loves saying the Apostles’, Nicene, and Athanasian creeds. But does he totally love learning that he totally shouldn’t say them?
Ep 1: High Church Christmas Ep 2: Low Church Christmas Ep 3: Wisconsin Synod Christmas Ep 4: Sectarian Lutheran Christmas Ep 5: Jehovah’s Witness Christmas Ep 6: Mormon Christmas Ep 7: Calvinist Christmas Ep 8: Arminian Christmas Ep 9: Papist Christmas Ep 10: Legalistic “Keep Christ in Christmas Guy Christmas” Ep 11: Bart Ehrman Christmas…
Bart Ehrman’s Christmas gift to you is totally new. Seriously. He promises.
Legalistic “Keep Christ in Christmas” guy will cut you for saying “happy holidays.” Right before he doesn’t go to church on December 25.
Or “Why the Joint Declaration on the Doctrine of Justification” is a steaming pile of orangutan doodie.
Arminian Christmas Guy thinks the best Christmas present you can give someone is letting them give you your Christmas present.
Have you ever wanted to celebrate Christmas like the super sovereign Calvinist God but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.
“And behold, he shall be born of Mary, at Jerusalem which is the land of our forefathers.” Alma 7:10, The Book of Mormon.
J. Dubs will reserve their celebrating for when they’ve slaughtered us all in the Battle of Armageddon.
Sectarian Lutheran doesn’t need you. Well…he won’t need you anymore once he’s done needing you.
Shopping Mall Elves are really totally exactly the same as Shopping Mall Santas, right?
Have you ever wanted to be one of those hip, edgy Santas who was able to connect with people on a real human level but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.
Have you ever wanted to know how to celebrate Christmas like one of those pointy-fingered, “chanting is elevated speech” guys but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.
Your Lutheran pastor totally loves it when people give things to the congregation. But does he love it when people give things to the congregation that the homeless shelter wouldn’t touch with a pair of hazmat gloves?
Meet Kenny. He thinks that “is” means “represents” or “symbolizes” or anything else other than “is.”
Meet Jim. He’s a fireman who refuses to rescue people until they’re old enough to accept him as their personal rescuer.
Have you ever wanted to be one of those super smart guys who makes a career out of analyzing a Book you totally don’t believe in the first place but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help. P.S. Yes, I now realize that I spelled “alma mater” wrong. But I’m not…