TYLPTL: Learning that Creeds Are Bad (Episode 10)

Your Lutheran pastor totally loves saying the Apostles’, Nicene, and Athanasian creeds. But does he totally love learning that he totally shouldn’t say them?

12 Days of Christmas Special – The Whole Honkin’ Special (Including Ep. 12)

Ep 1: High Church Christmas Ep 2: Low Church Christmas Ep 3: Wisconsin Synod Christmas Ep 4: Sectarian Lutheran Christmas Ep 5: Jehovah’s Witness Christmas Ep 6: Mormon Christmas Ep 7: Calvinist Christmas Ep 8: Arminian Christmas Ep 9: Papist Christmas Ep 10: Legalistic “Keep Christ in Christmas Guy Christmas” Ep 11: Bart Ehrman Christmas…

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 11 – Bart Ehrman Christmas

Bart Ehrman’s Christmas gift to you is totally new. Seriously. He promises.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 10 – Legalistic “Keep Christ in Christmas Guy Christmas”

Legalistic “Keep Christ in Christmas” guy will cut you for saying “happy holidays.” Right before he doesn’t go to church on December 25.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 9-Papist Christmas

Or “Why the Joint Declaration on the Doctrine of Justification” is a steaming pile of orangutan doodie.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 8-Arminian Christmas

Arminian Christmas Guy thinks the best Christmas present you can give someone is letting them give you your Christmas present.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 7-Calvinist Christmas

Have you ever wanted to celebrate Christmas like the super sovereign Calvinist God but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 6-Mormon Christmas

“And behold, he shall be born of Mary, at Jerusalem which is the land of our forefathers.” Alma 7:10, The Book of Mormon.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 5-Jehovah’s Witness Christmas

J. Dubs will reserve their celebrating for when they’ve slaughtered us all in the Battle of Armageddon.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 4-Sectarian Lutheran Christmas

Sectarian Lutheran doesn’t need you. Well…he won’t need you anymore once he’s done needing you.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 3-Wisconsin Synod Christmas

Shopping Mall Elves are really totally exactly the same as Shopping Mall Santas, right?

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 2-Low Church Christmas

Have you ever wanted to be one of those hip, edgy Santas who was able to connect with people on a real human level but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 1 – High Church Christmas

Have you ever wanted to know how to celebrate Christmas like one of those pointy-fingered, “chanting is elevated speech” guys but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.

TYLPTL-The Feast of the 156th Fruits (Ep. 9)

Your Lutheran pastor totally loves it when people give things to the congregation. But does he love it when people give things to the congregation that the homeless shelter wouldn’t touch with a pair of hazmat gloves?

Your Friends and Neighbors: Kenny the Sacramentarian Kindergartener (Ep. 2)

Meet Kenny. He thinks that “is” means “represents” or “symbolizes” or anything else other than “is.”

Your Friends and Neighbors: Jim the Anabaptist Fireman (Ep. 1)

Meet Jim. He’s a fireman who refuses to rescue people until they’re old enough to accept him as their personal rescuer.

The “How To” Show: How To Be a Biblical Scholar (Ep. 8)

Have you ever wanted to be one of those super smart guys who makes a career out of analyzing a Book you totally don’t believe in the first place but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help. P.S. Yes, I now realize that I spelled “alma mater” wrong. But I’m not…

The “How To” Show: How To Have an Official Position (Ep. 7)

Have you ever wanted to know what to teach about an issue of controversy that really shouldn’t be an issue of controversy but don’t know how? The “How To” show is here to help.

The “How To” Show: How To Start a Cult (Ep. 6)

Have you ever wanted to start your own super awesome sect of kookery but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help

…and you lost me

Dedicated to all my high church friends who can’t draw a distinction between obscuring the Gospel and not maintaining a slavish adherence to rite.

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