What would make the Resurrection Conspiracy even better? Giving all the ladies the same name. Duh.
Have you ever wanted to be one of those super-egotistical-totally-knowing-the-unknowable-mind-of-God people but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help.
If it’s true that Jesus never rose from the dead, then why did all the Apostles endure persecution and even death to say otherwise? Watch this super true story to find out.
We’re all familiar with the practice of getting up wicked early for church on Easter Sunday. But have you ever wondered how this practice began?
Your Lutheran pastor loves getting to know his new brother pastors following his installation service. But does he love being tested to see if he’s the right kind of Lutheran pastor? Absolutely!
Have you ever wanted to lord your own personal theology over the theology of the Scriptures but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help.
If it’s true that Baptism doesn’t work forgiveness of sins, rescue from death and the devil, or give eternal life to all who believe, then why do the apostles say the exact opposite of that every time they talk about baptism? Watch this super true story to find out.
Have you ever wanted to refute those nasty, oppressive Christian traditionalists but didn’t know how to do it? The “How To” Show is here to help.
Your Lutheran pastor loves finding materials that will help him teach the true faith to his congregation. But does he love being bombarded with materials that will revolutionize his congregation by teaching them really horrible theology?
Your Lutheran pastor loves addressing actual people’s concerns directly. But does he love addressing anonymous people’s concerns through self-appointed intermediaries?
Your Lutheran pastors loves it when people know he’s a Lutheran. But does he love it when people think he’s that OTHER kind of Lutheran? Absolutely!
Your Lutheran pastor loves explaining Lutheran worship to people. But does he love explaining Lutheran worship to people who know everything the Bible says even though they’ve pretty much never actually read the Bible? Absolutely!
Your Lutheran pastor loves answering people’s theological questions. But does he love answering super meaty questions in under five seconds? Absolutely!
These are perhaps the kind of promises NOT to make if we wish to achieve greater unity.
What happens when we institute liturgical practices before discussing them.