12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 6-Mormon Christmas

“And behold, he shall be born of Mary, at Jerusalem which is the land of our forefathers.” Alma 7:10, The Book of Mormon.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 5-Jehovah’s Witness Christmas

J. Dubs will reserve their celebrating for when they’ve slaughtered us all in the Battle of Armageddon.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 4-Sectarian Lutheran Christmas

Sectarian Lutheran doesn’t need you. Well…he won’t need you anymore once he’s done needing you.

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 3-Wisconsin Synod Christmas

Shopping Mall Elves are really totally exactly the same as Shopping Mall Santas, right?

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 2-Low Church Christmas

Have you ever wanted to be one of those hip, edgy Santas who was able to connect with people on a real human level but didn’t know how? The “How…

12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 1 – High Church Christmas

Have you ever wanted to know how to celebrate Christmas like one of those pointy-fingered, “chanting is elevated speech” guys but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days…

TYLPTL-The Feast of the 156th Fruits (Ep. 9)

Your Lutheran pastor totally loves it when people give things to the congregation. But does he love it when people give things to the congregation that the homeless shelter wouldn’t…

Your Friends and Neighbors: Kenny the Sacramentarian Kindergartener (Ep. 2)

Meet Kenny. He thinks that “is” means “represents” or “symbolizes” or anything else other than “is.”

Your Friends and Neighbors: Jim the Anabaptist Fireman (Ep. 1)

Meet Jim. He’s a fireman who refuses to rescue people until they’re old enough to accept him as their personal rescuer.

The “How To” Show: How To Be a Biblical Scholar (Ep. 8)

Have you ever wanted to be one of those super smart guys who makes a career out of analyzing a Book you totally don’t believe in the first place but…

The “How To” Show: How To Have an Official Position (Ep. 7)

Have you ever wanted to know what to teach about an issue of controversy that really shouldn’t be an issue of controversy but don’t know how? The “How To” show…

The “How To” Show: How To Start a Cult (Ep. 6)

Have you ever wanted to start your own super awesome sect of kookery but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help

…and you lost me

Dedicated to all my high church friends who can’t draw a distinction between obscuring the Gospel and not maintaining a slavish adherence to rite.

The “How To” Show: How To Be Controversial Finished Version (Ep. 5)

Have you ever wanted to be really controversial by saying things that are way less Nutso McCrazyface than what everyone else is saying but didn’t know how? The “How To”…

Two Faces of Rome

It’s a predicament. I love me some Roman Catholic lay people. And I hate me some whacky Gospel denying Popery. For citations of these teachings of the RCC, and a…

The “How To” Show: How To Be An Awesome Lutheran Father (Ep. 4)

In honor of all those Lutheran papas who made sure we got out of bed on Sunday morning, who taught us to pray, and who didn’t let our mothers bear…

Things Your Lutheran Sister Totally Loves: Meeting Mr. Oblivious (Ep. 2)

Your Lutheran sister totally loves meeting guys who love Lutheran Satire. But does she totally love meeting guys who don’t realize that they’re exactly the kind of guy that Lutheran…

Super True Stories: The Original John Calvin (Ep. 3)

If it’s true that Jesus didn’t die for everybody, why do the Apostles make it sound like Jesus totally died for everybody? Watch this super true story to find out.

Things Your Lutheran Sister Totally Loves: Getting Asked Out by Seminarians (Ep. 1)

Your Lutheran sister would totally love to date a guy who shares her confession of faith. But would she totally love to date ANY guy who shares her confession of…

Annoying Things To Do If You’re a False Prophet: Teach High School English

If you’re one of those people who totally knows the hidden will of God but then totally gets it wrong whenever you reveal that hidden will of God to the…

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