Martin Luther Yells About Inferior Anglican Christmas Hymns
Instead of focusing on theology, the British love meditating on snow, silence, and livestock in their Christmas hymns. Martin Luther finds this annoying.
Create In Me (A “Thank You” Video)
For all the Lutheran Satire viewers who donated to help restore River of Life Lutheran Church’s sanctuary floors, thank you. And for all those wondering why this video features a microphone with nobody behind it, that’s because nobody would agree to sing if they had to appear on camera.
Frank the Hippie Pope and Bart the Patriarch Sing Love Songs
Frank and Bart are having a hard time getting past the main thing that stops them from being united. But Frank doesn’t think that’ll be a problem. Frank the Hippie Pope and Bart the Patriarch Sing Love Songs
I’m a Christian But I’m Totally Not… (BuzzFeed Parody)
The best way to defeat stereotypes about Christians is to make yourself guilty of those stereotypes by reinforcing those stereotypes.
Mr. Thompson and the Vicar Invent Children’s Church
Fussy little children in the sanctuary are causing quite the consternation at the local parish. Fortunately, Mr. Thompson and the Vicar have an ingenious solution to the problem.
Donall and Conall Meet Richard Dawkins
There’s no evidence of God’s existence if you don’t count all the evidence of God’s existence. Donall and Conall are having a hard time understanding this, so Richard Dawkins has stopped by to enlighten them.
The Media’s Rules for Religious Self-Identification
Liberals get to self-identify as Christians because it reinforces the narrative that morally conservative Christianity is bad. Nutjob rightwing murderers get to self-identify as Christians because it reinforces the narrative that morally conservative Christianity is bad. Murderous Muslims don’t get to self-identify as Muslims because ALL RELIGIONS ARE BASICALLY THE SAME (except morally conservative Christianity,…
Little Differences – Christmas Hymns
After December 25, our Christmas boisterousness is a bit less boisty.
Horus Reads the Internet
Horus is ready to discredit the Christian faith again, this time armed with some devastating information courtesy of your 19 year old atheist cousin’s blog.
Donall and Conall Do Some Fundraising
UPDATE: THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR DONATIONS! BECAUSE OF YOUR HELP, THE FLOORS ARE DONE AND THE CARPET IS DEAD! Donations have been turned off on the GoFundMe page. Donall and Conall want you to help renovate River of Life’s new (to us) sanctuary. $15 gets you a ringtone of the boys yelling at you,…
Donall and Conall Meet C.F.W. Walther
Donall and Conall are less than impressed with the first president of the LCMS’ music-writing abilities.
How to Be a Better Preacher than 99% of Pastors (The “How To” Show: Ep. 11)
Have you ever wanted to know how to not stink at rightly dividing the word of truth but couldn’t figure it out? The “How To” Show is here to help.
Gilbert and Sullivan Mass
Mr. Thompson and the local vicar are upset that none of the youngsters think church is cool. But don’t worry. They’ve got a solution.
Horus Ruins Christmas
Hey, did you know that the life of Jesus was stolen from the Egyptian God Horus? Oh, you know stuff about Horus? Well, I mean it was stolen from Mithras. Oh, you know stuff about Mithras too? Well, whatever pagan god you’ve never heard of is the one that the life of Jesus is stolen…
A Thrivent Christmas Comparison
What does Thrivent Financial’s attempt to remain “neutral” on the issue of abortion yield?
Donall and Conall Meet the Mormon Missionaries
Our fifth century Irish peasant friends are slightly skeptical about Mormonism’s claim to be the one true church.
Frank the Hippie Pope
Why does Pope Francis keep saying things that make it sound like the Catholic Church doesn’t teach what the Catholic Church teaches? Because, dude, like, mellow out, man.
Martyrs Read Joel Osteen Tweets!
Joel Osteen says awesome stuff will happen to you if you’re a really good Christian. Unless you’re a really, really good Christian. Then you get your head chopped off.
Soap Opera Praise
Most praise songs might as well be written entirely from the titles of American Soap Operas. We present Soap Opera Praise.
Jim the LCMS Convention Fireman (Your Friends and Neighbors: Ep V)
Meet Jim. He’s going to help out his brother immediately in 75 years.