Annoying Things to do if you're a false prophet.

The problem with genuine prophets is that they’re boring and predictable.  They don’t make for an intriguing story.  To illustrate this point, if you made a Hollywood thriller about a true prophet’s life and preaching, the synopsis here’s how the synopsis would go: Police in Los Angeles are baffled by a string of brutal homicides…

Ok, so I don’t try very hard.  That’s true. And I recycle heresies like they’re empty two liters of Tab Cola (the official soft drink of Hell).  But I couldn’t get away with being lazy and unoriginal if you guys didn’t fall for this stuff every time. So let’s review some history: ​About 3500 years…

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