The Podcasters Talk About Easter
Word is getting around about our Lord’s resurrection and all the greatest podcasters have some very insightful insights!
Oops! James Talarico’s Euphemism Filter Broke!
Oh no! You know James Talarico, the profoundly pious and devout Christian running for senate in Texas? Well, his euphemism filter just broke and now his darling little progressive sermons…
Donall and Conall Meet William Lane Craig
Donall and Conall are confused by William Lane Craig’s weird views on Genesis. They also aren’t sure why he left Van Halen in 1985.
Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz Have a Very Dumb Conversation
How lovely it would have been if Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz had had a conversation about premillennial dispensationalism and its effects on US foreign policy. Alas, this is what…
Jeff the Low Stakes Prophet
Jeff really, really wants to do some stuff. But does that mean God is calling him to do it?
The Lutheran Satire Gang Meets the New Catholic Mascot
The Catholic Church has a new mascot. The fellas don’t like it. (Luce is real! I didn’t make her up. That’s exactly what she looks like! I just used the…
Neil the Australian Lutheran Silverware Bloke
For a long time, Neil has wanted to do something God has kinda made clear he shouldn’t do. It will, of course, go as expected.
Is This Christian Nationalism?
Hey everybody! It’s American’s favorite new game show, “Is This Christian Nationalism?” The show where a bunch of lunatics have an insane and worthless fight about a concept that has…
The Adventures of Sir Calvin the Almost Gallant
You know how when you tell Calvinists that their theology is bad, instead of defending their theology, they tell you that your theology is just as bad as theirs? That’s…
Mr. Thompson and the Vicar Do a Children’s Crusade
In an effort to win souls from the secular world, Mr. Thompson and the Vicar have very bravely and ever so courageously decided to send their children to the front…
The Church History Mixtape Vol. 2: Marburg
In 1529, Martin Luther and Ulrich Zwingli gathered in Marburg, Germany to resolve their differences on the Lord’s Supper. It didn’t work. Here is a 100% completely accurate transcript of…
Ishtar Ruins Easter
The goddess Ishtar, who may or may not be someone else, has arrived to inform that everything you love about Easter is pagan. But it ain’t so.
Come on Home, My Love
A wee bit ago, I decided to write the saddest Irish ballad that has ever been written in the history of civilization. I succeeded. And as a St. Patrick’s Day…
10 for 10: English Lutheran Pastor Tapani Simojoki
Continuing our series of 10 interviews in honor of Lutheran Satire’s 10th anniversary, here is my conversation with Rev. Tapani Simojoki, a pastor in the Evangelical Lutheran Church in England….
Mary Tells Us What She Knew
Yes, Mary pretty much knew all that stuff in “Mary, Did You Know.” But Mary knowing that stuff doesn’t make the song bad. But also Mary knowing that stuff not…
St. Nick’s Happy Clappy Anti-Slappy Song
St. Nicholas loves you. But he’s very tired of the played out Arius jokes.
Donall and Conall and Dawkins 2
Our Irish amigos are back for another conversation with Richard Dawkins, atheist, evolutionary biologist, and world class rhetorician.
Frank the Hippie Pope Resigns
Frank has a big announcement to make! And the journalists are excited to get things wrong!
The History Channel Detectives
What REALLY happened when Jesus of Nazareth was born? What’s the TRUE story behind all the Christmas myths, legends, and fables? The History Channel Detectives are here to figure it…
The Political “I Don’t Care” Song
So you’re on the internet and you’ve asserted that Christians’ political beliefs would make Jesus roll over in his grave? Before we debate that, there’s something else we should probably…