Tyler the Ex-Evangelical Quits Swimming
Swimming couldn’t make Tyler as cool as he wanted. This is clearly swimming’s fault and definitely not Tyler’s.
The Devil’s Easter Press Conference
Hell’s most respected journalists have a few questions for Satan after his crushing loss to Jesus on Easter Sunday.
Mr. Thompson and the Vicar Rebrand
Mr. Thompson and the Vicar are terribly troubled that nary a one of their new neighbors is joining them for holy worship. But fear not! They’ve got a brilliant plan for revitalizing their ministry.
Saint Patrick: The Musical
Here’s the story of Saint Patrick put to music. All of it’s true. Even the, uh, well, you’ll see.
Nativitalk: The Talking Nativity Set
Tired of those confusing Nativity Sets that don’t tell you who the people are or what they’re doing? Get yourself a Nativitalk today!
Clint Eastwood Reads Praise Song Lyrics
Mr. Eastwood doesn’t much care for your vague, sappy, and repetitious worship music.
Donall and Conall Learn that Jesus Isn’t Divine
In which Donall and Conall shout Greek grammar facts at the JWs after said JWs assert that Jesus isn’t divine. Hey guys, go to the Issues, Etc. “Making the Case” conference in Dallas, Texas on November 9 and 10. Here’s a link: http://issuesetc.org/2018conference/
Donall and Conall Meet the JWs
Charles Taze Russell and Joseph Franklin Rutherford are insisting that you must call God by the name “Jehovah.” Donall and Conall have some questions.
Frank the Hippie Pope Bans All Weapons
Frank has a very bold yet very practical plan for achieving world peace.
Your Friends and Neighbors: Bill the Unitarian Proctologist (Ep. VI)
What do you do when you can’t git rid of all the filth inside you? Let Bill the Unitarian Proctologist help. Sort of.
Marty and Frank Part II: Romans 3
Continuing their discussion of justification, our two friends discuss Romans 3 and why Luther added that pesky word “alone” to his translation. Well, Marty discusses it. Frank does annoying stuff.
Martin Luther and Frank the Hippie Pope Talk James 2
Marty and Frank would like to heal their sad divisions. Marty wants to do this by teaching Frank a proper understanding of James 2. Frank wants to achieve unity through the power of baby boomer campfire music.
The Churchy Fruits Learn About Courage
Jerry Berry is feeling a little scared, kids. But don’t worry, because Jimmy Bean is here with a lesson on courage. And a lesson on another thing.
Do They Know What Christmas Is
Mr. Thompson and the Vicar have enlisted a few friends to fight 21st century biblical illiteracy and unchurchiness by updating the worst Christmas song ever written. OK, so some of you, primarily the insufferable millennials, don’t get what I’m spoofing here. Click this link to get some culture. Others, primarily the aged and feeble…
The Reformation PiggyBackers
Luther was have a splendid Reformation Day. Until the piggybacking protestants started trying to improve his Reformation.
C-3PO Crashes a Pentecostal Revival
It’s great that C-3PO knows over six million languages. It’s less great when he buzzkills your Pentecostal revival by saying all the languages you’re speaking are fake.
A Christian and a Feminist Almost Agree on Stuff
Modern feminists and Christians are united in identifying many of society’s biggest problems. Less united in solving them.
Donall and Conall Convince the Mormon Missionaries They’re Going to Hell in 40.305 Seconds
“Do your best and God will do the rest” isn’t a Gospel promise. It’s a guarantee of eternal condemnation. Let our Irish friends explain why in record time.
Politicians Run for Congregational President
Tim Humblebrag, Baxter Lugnut, and Danny Pufferchest all disagree on how to fix their congregation’s problems. They all agree, however, that the Gospel is definitely not the solution.
Do Christians and Muslims Worship the Same God?
This Commentary on “Do Christians and Muslims Worship the Same God” is 103.9 Times Longer Than the Actual Video All religions lead to the same God. Now, before you break into my house, tar and feather me, and leave me on the doorstep of the nearest Unitarian Universalist church, let me clarify. What I mean…