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You know how when you tell Calvinists that their theology is bad, instead of defending their theology, they tell you that your theology is just as bad as theirs? That’s the joke here. That’s the one joke in this here video.

In an effort to win souls from the secular world, Mr. Thompson and the Vicar have very bravely and ever so courageously decided to send their children to the front lines of the war.

In 1529, Martin Luther and Ulrich Zwingli gathered in Marburg, Germany to resolve their differences on the Lord’s Supper. It didn’t work. Here is a 100% completely accurate transcript of that meeting, known as the Marburg Colloquy. If you want to check out the Issues, Etc poodcast, go to https://issuesetc.org or to your preferred poodcast…

The goddess Ishtar, who may or may not be someone else, has arrived to inform that everything you love about Easter is pagan. But it ain’t so.

A wee bit ago, I decided to write the saddest Irish ballad that has ever been written in the history of civilization. I succeeded. And as a St. Patrick’s Day gift, I now share it with you. This song was sung by the very talented young Miss Ryenne Bair. The pictures were created by giving…

Continuing our series of 10 interviews in honor of Lutheran Satire’s 10th anniversary, here is my conversation with Rev. Tapani Simojoki, a pastor in the Evangelical Lutheran Church in England. We discuss the history of Lutherans in England, the challenges of secularism, and why the English insist on putting U’s in words that don’t have…

Yes, Mary pretty much knew all that stuff in “Mary, Did You Know.” But Mary knowing that stuff doesn’t make the song bad. But also Mary knowing that stuff not making the song bad doesn’t make the song good. Guys, the song is fine. Chill out.

St. Nicholas loves you. But he’s very tired of the played out Arius jokes.