Have you ever wanted to be really controversial by saying things that are way less Nutso McCrazyface than what everyone else is saying but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help.
It’s a predicament. I love me some Roman Catholic lay people. And I hate me some whacky Gospel denying Popery. For citations of these teachings of the RCC, and a bit of commentary, check out my blog post: https://thehighmidlife.blogspot.com/2011/07/two-faces-of-rome-directors-commentary.html
In honor of all those Lutheran papas who made sure we got out of bed on Sunday morning, who taught us to pray, and who didn’t let our mothers bear the burden of raising us in the faith all by themselves.
Your Lutheran sister totally loves meeting guys who love Lutheran Satire. But does she totally love meeting guys who don’t realize that they’re exactly the kind of guy that Lutheran Satire was making fun of? Absolutely!
If it’s true that Jesus didn’t die for everybody, why do the Apostles make it sound like Jesus totally died for everybody? Watch this super true story to find out.
Your Lutheran sister would totally love to date a guy who shares her confession of faith. But would she totally love to date ANY guy who shares her confession of faith?
If you’re one of those people who totally knows the hidden will of God but then totally gets it wrong whenever you reveal that hidden will of God to the world then totally refuses to admit that you actually got it wrong, how might you use that skill in some other vocations? Here’s one suggestion.
If one day you come to realize that you are part of the Homo Superior species, how should you use your gifts for the sake of the Kingdom? Here’s one suggestion.
What would make the Resurrection Conspiracy even better? Giving all the ladies the same name. Duh.
Have you ever wanted to be one of those super-egotistical-totally-knowing-the-unknowable-mind-of-God people but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help.
If it’s true that Jesus never rose from the dead, then why did all the Apostles endure persecution and even death to say otherwise? Watch this super true story to find out.
We’re all familiar with the practice of getting up wicked early for church on Easter Sunday. But have you ever wondered how this practice began?
Your Lutheran pastor loves getting to know his new brother pastors following his installation service. But does he love being tested to see if he’s the right kind of Lutheran pastor? Absolutely!
Have you ever wanted to lord your own personal theology over the theology of the Scriptures but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help.
If it’s true that Baptism doesn’t work forgiveness of sins, rescue from death and the devil, or give eternal life to all who believe, then why do the apostles say the exact opposite of that every time they talk about baptism? Watch this super true story to find out.
Have you ever wanted to refute those nasty, oppressive Christian traditionalists but didn’t know how to do it? The “How To” Show is here to help.
Your Lutheran pastor loves finding materials that will help him teach the true faith to his congregation. But does he love being bombarded with materials that will revolutionize his congregation by teaching them really horrible theology?
Your Lutheran pastor loves addressing actual people’s concerns directly. But does he love addressing anonymous people’s concerns through self-appointed intermediaries?
Your Lutheran pastors loves it when people know he’s a Lutheran. But does he love it when people think he’s that OTHER kind of Lutheran? Absolutely!