Tyler the Ex-Evangelical Quits Swimming

Satan has a cool new suit for deceiving mankind and destroying his faith. Krampus isn’t convinced it’s going to work.

After Pope Leo X excommunicated, Martin Luther stood before Holy Roman Emperor Charles V who urged him to stop being right and cool and amazing. Here’s that story in song format–with notes and instruments and jokes and stuff.

Horus didn’t take that left turn at Albuquerque and now he can’t find any Christian faith to destroy. Check out Jen’s Siukola’s album: https://www.amazon.com/Lighthouse-Reverie-Jen-Siukola/dp/B072N1N44P https://store.cdbaby.com/cd/jensiukola Also check out Pastor Weedon’s podcast: https://thewordendures.org/

Hell’s most respected journalists have a few questions for Satan after his crushing loss to Jesus on Easter Sunday.  

Mr. Thompson and the Vicar are terribly troubled that nary a one of their new neighbors is joining them for holy worship. But fear not! They’ve got a brilliant plan for revitalizing their ministry.  

Here’s the story of Saint Patrick put to music. All of it’s true. Even the, uh, well, you’ll see.

Tired of those confusing Nativity Sets that don’t tell you who the people are or what they’re doing? Get yourself a Nativitalk today!  

Mr. Eastwood doesn’t much care for your vague, sappy, and repetitious worship music.