Horus Ruins Christmas 2: Electric Switcheroo

Satan has a cool new suit for deceiving mankind and destroying his faith. Krampus isn’t convinced it’s going to work.

After Pope Leo X excommunicated, Martin Luther stood before Holy Roman Emperor Charles V who urged him to stop being right and cool and amazing. Here’s that story in song format–with notes and instruments and jokes and stuff.

Swimming couldn’t make Tyler as cool as he wanted. This is clearly swimming’s fault and definitely not Tyler’s.

Hell’s most respected journalists have a few questions for Satan after his crushing loss to Jesus on Easter Sunday.  

Mr. Thompson and the Vicar are terribly troubled that nary a one of their new neighbors is joining them for holy worship. But fear not! They’ve got a brilliant plan for revitalizing their ministry.  

Here’s the story of Saint Patrick put to music. All of it’s true. Even the, uh, well, you’ll see.

Tired of those confusing Nativity Sets that don’t tell you who the people are or what they’re doing? Get yourself a Nativitalk today!  

Mr. Eastwood doesn’t much care for your vague, sappy, and repetitious worship music.