Horus Ruins Christmas 2: Electric Switcheroo

Please stop talking about it. We know it’s still going on. We know what to do. Please stop. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP. Please. Thank you.

It’s not a Christmas song. Please stop it. Please. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please stop. You’re making me sad.

Meeting new church members is hard. Let Video Church Date help! Don’t be weird, though.

How can we say that baptism saves when the thief on the cross wasn’t baptized? Very easily. If you’ll just listen.

Satan has a cool new suit for deceiving mankind and destroying his faith. Krampus isn’t convinced it’s going to work.

After Pope Leo X excommunicated, Martin Luther stood before Holy Roman Emperor Charles V who urged him to stop being right and cool and amazing. Here’s that story in song format–with notes and instruments and jokes and stuff.

Swimming couldn’t make Tyler as cool as he wanted. This is clearly swimming’s fault and definitely not Tyler’s.

Hell’s most respected journalists have a few questions for Satan after his crushing loss to Jesus on Easter Sunday.