It’s Christmas (Shut Up About COVID)

Please stop talking about it. We know it’s still going on. We know what to do. Please stop. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP. Please. Thank you.

Hallelujah (Is Not a Christmas Song)

It’s not a Christmas song. Please stop it. Please. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please stop. You’re making me sad.

Video Church Date

Meeting new church members is hard. Let Video Church Date help! Don’t be weird, though.

WhaddaBout the Thief on the Cross

How can we say that baptism saves when the thief on the cross wasn’t baptized? Very easily. If you’ll just listen.

The Devil’s Kenneth Copeland Suit

Satan has a cool new suit for deceiving mankind and destroying his faith. Krampus isn’t convinced it’s going to work.

The Church History Mixtape Vol. 1: Worms

After Pope Leo X excommunicated, Martin Luther stood before Holy Roman Emperor Charles V who urged him to stop being right and cool and amazing. Here’s that story in song format–with notes and instruments and jokes and stuff.

Horus Ruins Christmas 2: Electric Switcheroo

Horus didn’t take that left turn at Albuquerque and now he can’t find any Christian faith to destroy. Check out Jen’s Siukola’s album: https://www.amazon.com/Lighthouse-Reverie-Jen-Siukola/dp/B072N1N44P https://store.cdbaby.com/cd/jensiukola Also check out Pastor Weedon’s podcast: https://thewordendures.org/

Tyler the Ex-Evangelical Quits Swimming

Swimming couldn’t make Tyler as cool as he wanted. This is clearly swimming’s fault and definitely not Tyler’s.

The Devil’s Easter Press Conference

Hell’s most respected journalists have a few questions for Satan after his crushing loss to Jesus on Easter Sunday.  

Mr. Thompson and the Vicar Rebrand

Mr. Thompson and the Vicar are terribly troubled that nary a one of their new neighbors is joining them for holy worship. But fear not! They’ve got a brilliant plan for revitalizing their ministry.  

Saint Patrick: The Musical

Here’s the story of Saint Patrick put to music. All of it’s true. Even the, uh, well, you’ll see.

Nativitalk: The Talking Nativity Set

Tired of those confusing Nativity Sets that don’t tell you who the people are or what they’re doing? Get yourself a Nativitalk today!  

Clint Eastwood Reads Praise Song Lyrics

Mr. Eastwood doesn’t much care for your vague, sappy, and repetitious worship music.

Donall and Conall Learn that Jesus Isn’t Divine

In which Donall and Conall shout Greek grammar facts at the JWs after said JWs assert that Jesus isn’t divine. Hey guys, go to the Issues, Etc. “Making the Case” conference in Dallas, Texas on November 9 and 10. Here’s a link: http://issuesetc.org/2018conference/

Donall and Conall Meet the JWs

Charles Taze Russell and Joseph Franklin Rutherford are insisting that you must call God by the name “Jehovah.” Donall and Conall have some questions.

Frank the Hippie Pope Bans All Weapons

Frank has a very bold yet very practical plan for achieving world peace.

Your Friends and Neighbors: Bill the Unitarian Proctologist (Ep. VI)

What do you do when you can’t git rid of all the filth inside you? Let Bill the Unitarian Proctologist help. Sort of.

Marty and Frank Part II: Romans 3

Continuing their discussion of justification, our two friends discuss Romans 3 and why Luther added that pesky word “alone” to his translation. Well, Marty discusses it. Frank does annoying stuff.

Martin Luther and Frank the Hippie Pope Talk James 2

Marty and Frank would like to heal their sad divisions. Marty wants to do this by teaching Frank a proper understanding of James 2. Frank wants to achieve unity through the power of baby boomer campfire music.

The Churchy Fruits Learn About Courage

Jerry Berry is feeling a little scared, kids. But don’t worry, because Jimmy Bean is here with a lesson on courage. And a lesson on another thing.

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