The Hometown Prophet
Why is a prophet without honor in his hometown? Probably because it’s easier for people to reject your proclamation of God’s law when they remember how much of a brat you were.
Bible Interpretation 101: Zwingli’s Razor
Welcome to our first session on Bible Interpretation. Today we’ll learn how to come up with a ludicrous interpretation of a text that’s obviously about baptism in order to convince yourself that it’s not about baptism.
A Guide To Your District Convention
Have you ever wondered what goes on at an LCMS District convention? Thanks to Lutheran Satire, now you know.
The “How To” Show: How to Speak in Tongues (Ep. 9)
Have you ever wanted to babble in foreign languages you don’t speak that also totally aren’t even foreign languages, but just weird gibberish, but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help.
A Palm Sunday Farwell
With a heavy heart, I am announcing the retirement of Lutheran Satire. This video explains why.
The All-Male Panel
At the recent congressional hearings on health care and religious conscience, why didn’t Congress ask any women to speak (not counting the women Congress asked to speak)? What do religious leaders really think of the President’s love of feline murder? And why do these religious leaders hate women so much?
Your Friends and Neighbors: Paula the Restorationist Home Inspector (Ep. 3)
Meet Paula. She’s pretty sure that this house didn’t exist for most of the time it’s existed, mostly because a bunch of Catholics were living in it.
TYLPTL: Learning that Creeds Are Bad (Episode 10)
Your Lutheran pastor totally loves saying the Apostles’, Nicene, and Athanasian creeds. But does he totally love learning that he totally shouldn’t say them?
12 Days of Christmas Special – The Whole Honkin’ Special (Including Ep. 12)
Ep 1: High Church Christmas Ep 2: Low Church Christmas Ep 3: Wisconsin Synod Christmas Ep 4: Sectarian Lutheran Christmas Ep 5: Jehovah’s Witness Christmas Ep 6: Mormon Christmas Ep 7: Calvinist Christmas Ep 8: Arminian Christmas Ep 9: Papist Christmas Ep 10: Legalistic “Keep Christ in Christmas Guy Christmas” Ep 11: Bart Ehrman Christmas…
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 11 – Bart Ehrman Christmas
Bart Ehrman’s Christmas gift to you is totally new. Seriously. He promises.
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 10 – Legalistic “Keep Christ in Christmas Guy Christmas”
Legalistic “Keep Christ in Christmas” guy will cut you for saying “happy holidays.” Right before he doesn’t go to church on December 25.
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 9-Papist Christmas
Or “Why the Joint Declaration on the Doctrine of Justification” is a steaming pile of orangutan doodie.
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 8-Arminian Christmas
Arminian Christmas Guy thinks the best Christmas present you can give someone is letting them give you your Christmas present.
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 7-Calvinist Christmas
Have you ever wanted to celebrate Christmas like the super sovereign Calvinist God but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 6-Mormon Christmas
“And behold, he shall be born of Mary, at Jerusalem which is the land of our forefathers.” Alma 7:10, The Book of Mormon.
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 5-Jehovah’s Witness Christmas
J. Dubs will reserve their celebrating for when they’ve slaughtered us all in the Battle of Armageddon.
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 4-Sectarian Lutheran Christmas
Sectarian Lutheran doesn’t need you. Well…he won’t need you anymore once he’s done needing you.
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 3-Wisconsin Synod Christmas
Shopping Mall Elves are really totally exactly the same as Shopping Mall Santas, right?
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 2-Low Church Christmas
Have you ever wanted to be one of those hip, edgy Santas who was able to connect with people on a real human level but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.
12 Days of Christmas Special: Day 1 – High Church Christmas
Have you ever wanted to know how to celebrate Christmas like one of those pointy-fingered, “chanting is elevated speech” guys but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.