I am a dog. I have allergies that cause me to chew off my own butt. In order to curb my auto-carnivorous tendencies, my master gives me pills. But I do not like the taste of pills. So, in order to trick me into eating these pills, my master stuffs them into a piece of bread,…
Utilizing the subtle art of animatronic creepy voiceover, this video teaches us that not all Lutherans are exactly the same, in that some Lutherans are Lutherans while others are the ELCA (Evangelical Church in America). This teaching is accomplished through the careful juxtaposition of contrasting themes. A woman, whom I shall refer to as Hipster…
The death of American Christianity will not come from the hands of Caesar or secular culture. It will not be destroyed by White House legislation or Hollywood depictions of premarital sex. The death of American Christianity will come from the hands of neat ideas. Neat Ideas: Practices which are introduced into the Divine Service not…
I’m feeling all nostalgic. My very first Lutheran Satire video. Actually I think I made Liturgical Dance first, but then somehow I uploaded them backwards. Oh well. This was back when I didn’t know how to frame a shot or use video editing software. The good old days. Anyway, when it comes to pink chasubles,…
How to Be Really Terrible at Interpreting the Bible
Have you ever wanted to lord your own personal theology over the theology of the Scriptures but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help. The Bible is supposed to kill you. Granted, it will also make you alive. But when the Bible speaks the Word of Law, it’s supposed to kill…