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11 '15
Love it 2
Ok, so I don’t try very hard. That’s true. And I recycle heresies like they’re empty two liters of Tab Cola (the official soft drink of Hell). But I couldn’t get away with being lazy and unoriginal if you guys didn’t fall for this stuff every time. So let’s review some history: About 3500 years…
Annoying Things to Do if You’re a False Prophet: Teach High School English
The problem with genuine prophets is that they’re boring and predictable. They don’t make for an intriguing story. To illustrate this point, if you made a Hollywood thriller about a true prophet’s life and preaching, the synopsis here’s how the synopsis would go: Police in Los Angeles are baffled by a string of brutal homicides…