Your Lutheran pastor totally loves it when people give things to the congregation. But does he love it when people give things to the congregation that the homeless shelter wouldn’t touch with a pair of hazmat gloves?

Meet Kenny. He thinks that “is” means “represents” or “symbolizes” or anything else other than “is.”

Meet Jim. He’s a fireman who refuses to rescue people until they’re old enough to accept him as their personal rescuer.

Have you ever wanted to be one of those super smart guys who makes a career out of analyzing a Book you totally don’t believe in the first place but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help. P.S. Yes, I now realize that I spelled “alma mater” wrong. But I’m not…

Have you ever wanted to know what to teach about an issue of controversy that really shouldn’t be an issue of controversy but don’t know how? The “How To” show is here to help.

Have you ever wanted to start your own super awesome sect of kookery but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help

Dedicated to all my high church friends who can’t draw a distinction between obscuring the Gospel and not maintaining a slavish adherence to rite.

Have you ever wanted to be really controversial by saying things that are way less Nutso McCrazyface than what everyone else is saying but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show is here to help.

It’s a predicament. I love me some Roman Catholic lay people. And I hate me some whacky Gospel denying Popery. For citations of these teachings of the RCC, and a bit of commentary, check out my blog post: https://thehighmidlife.blogspot.com/2011/07/two-faces-of-rome-directors-commentary.html

In honor of all those Lutheran papas who made sure we got out of bed on Sunday morning, who taught us to pray, and who didn’t let our mothers bear the burden of raising us in the faith all by themselves.

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