Legalistic “Keep Christ in Christmas” guy will cut you for saying “happy holidays.” Right before he doesn’t go to church on December 25.
Or “Why the Joint Declaration on the Doctrine of Justification” is a steaming pile of orangutan doodie.
Arminian Christmas Guy thinks the best Christmas present you can give someone is letting them give you your Christmas present.
Have you ever wanted to celebrate Christmas like the super sovereign Calvinist God but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.
“And behold, he shall be born of Mary, at Jerusalem which is the land of our forefathers.” Alma 7:10, The Book of Mormon.
J. Dubs will reserve their celebrating for when they’ve slaughtered us all in the Battle of Armageddon.
Sectarian Lutheran doesn’t need you. Well…he won’t need you anymore once he’s done needing you.
Shopping Mall Elves are really totally exactly the same as Shopping Mall Santas, right?
Have you ever wanted to be one of those hip, edgy Santas who was able to connect with people on a real human level but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.
Have you ever wanted to know how to celebrate Christmas like one of those pointy-fingered, “chanting is elevated speech” guys but didn’t know how? The “How To” Show’s 12 Days of Christmas Special is here to help.