The Dirty Practice of Infant Baptism was written by Lutheran Satire’s Hans Fiene for the Federalist. We thought you might enjoy it.
ASTORIA, Ore. — Shortly after Portland residents were shocked to find their community infested with a collection of evangelicals attempting to convert children as young as five years old, residents of Astoria were horrified to learn that a local religious group has been targeting children as young as five days old for conversion through a ritualistic bath known as “baptism.”
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