I am a dog. I have allergies that cause me to chew off my own butt. In order to curb my auto-carnivorous tendencies, my master gives me pills. But I do not like the taste of pills. So, in order to trick me into eating these pills, my master stuffs them into a piece of bread,…
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I am a dog. I have allergies that cause me to chew off my own butt. In order to curb my auto-carnivorous tendencies, my master gives me pills. But I do not like the taste of pills. So, in order to trick me into eating these pills, my master stuffs them into a piece of bread,…